Mind blowing dialogues in English

MINDBLOWING: VIJAYAKANTH'S (Tamil Actor) Dialogues in English


1) U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate


2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u
sneeze u ll say HUTCH


3 ) U can become an engineer if u study in
engineering college. U cannot become a president if
u studies in Presidency College


4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u
cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop


5) A mechanical engineer can become a mechanic but a
software engineer cannot become a software


6 ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world
in world cup


7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.



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hehe what is this picture? I got a headache on looking in this.. hehe